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boylarva:

randomlovesawkward:

HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE

I CANT HANDLE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION THE DOG IS WOUWUOWUOUWOUW AND IM CRYING MY TEARS IM DROWNING

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gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

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homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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The man that sat next to me on the bus ride home was so fuckin gorgeous, an he smelled so fuckin good, and he was sitting really close to me, like WAG TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT, LIKE HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE F A HEART ATTACK FFFFFF

but seriously though, I had to keep repeating “think clean” to myself like a mantra……it didn’t help

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sarahseeandersen:

Friendly reminder that I am in fact female.

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butlerbookbinding:

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alltheworldsbackstage:

My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go balistic

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

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R E X , H O W D I D Y O U K N O W ?
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